Regular Car Reviews goes to a car show

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Regular Car Reviews goes to a car show
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Episode Details
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Season This is my job now.
Air Date June 20, 2015
Transcript
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Car Show!

This is the first episode of Regular Car Reviews in 'car show format' - in which Mr. Regular - or occasionally, The Roman - will walk around and make unscripted comments about either the cars, or the happenings at the car show.

Transcript[edit]

[AUDIO FADE IN, MR. REGULAR:]
*Looking at a VMS sign flashing ‘CAR SHOW’*
Car show.

*Looking at a red fourth-gen Subaru Impreza*
I wanna look like an Evo. 

*Looking at the raised exhaust of a car*
Bwabwabwabwabwa-

*Camera panning across a badge, reading ‘Datsun 280ZX // BY NISSAN’
(accented) I don’t know what I am!

*Looking at a VMS sign flashing ‘CAR SHOW’*
Car show.

*Looking at raised roof of Dodge*
Future classic.

*Looking at a yellow Chevrolet Chevelle SS*
(accented) Put the hood down, baby!

*Looking at a Corvette with aftermarket wheels*
Aftermarket wheels increase car value.

*Looking at a 1969 Dodge Charger with a raised bonnet*
(posh laughter?)

*Looking at a car with Hoosier tyres*
Catchphrase.

*Looking at a Pontiac G8 with a raised bonnet and modified engine*
The car of handing your DoD pass, along with your driver’s license when you get pulled over.

*Looking at a topless Dodge Challenger?*
You cut the roof off your Charger. Challenger. Charger. Ehh.

*Looking at the rear badging of a second-gen Pontiac Grand Prix*
(high-pitched) Grand means big, and Prix means pricks!

*Looking at the air intake of a car, with the badge ‘AIR GRABBER’*
*grumble* AIR GRABBER.

*Looking at the bonnet of a truck, with a burning skull painted on it*
Brave don’t fear the grave…

*Looking at a VMS sign flashing ‘CAR SHOW’, repeats*
Car show. Car Show.

*Looking at three Pontiac GTOs from various eras*
GTO…

*Looking at a Pontiac LeMans*
Le!

*Looking at a Pontiac Catalina, zooming in on headlight air intakes*
Do these do? Do these do…do these do…

*Looking at four Pontiac GTOs from various eras*
GTO…

*Looking at a Pontiac Firebird*
Casual drunkenness.

*Looking at a Pontiac Solstice*
Fiero.

*Looking at a Pontiac Fiero*
Solstice.

*Looking at a Pontiac Fiero*
Saturn Sky.

*Looking at a Pontiac Fiero*
RX-8.

*Looking at a Holden Monaro*
First, jack up your car.

*Looking at a Pontiac G8 GT*
GTO.

*Panning across the badge of said GT*
GT-aww.

*Looking at a car with a sunglasses-wearing tiger on the roof, and two inside, one at the wheel, wearing sunglasses. Initial silence while looking, broken by background music*
Car show.

*Looking at a model SN-95 convertible Mustang in the engine bay of an identical SN-95 convertible Mustang*
My toy car, my real car.

*Looking at a signed, boxed model Mustang Boss 302 in the engine bay of an identical Mustang Boss 302*
Here’s my toy car, my real car.

*Looking at a toddler-size version of said Mustang*
(posh laughter?)

*Looking at a man on a skateboard*
Car show.

*Looking at the interior of a 50s or 60s car*
(accented) Temperature controls only for daaaaad.

*Looking silently at another tiger, this time in the engine bay of a Pontiac Firebird?*

*Looking at a model Mustang in the engine bay of an identical Mustang*
My toy car, my real car.

*Looking at various Mustangs on a road outside of the Pypes tent*
mm-PYPES, mm-PYPES, mm-PYPES!

*Walking towards the car park*
(accented) CAH PAHK, CAH PAHK, CAH PAHK, CAH PAHK, CAH PAHK, CAH PAHK-

*Looking at four porta-potties*
Brown.

*Looking at a Mustang with a ‘Foose’ badge*
(impersonating Chris Jacobs) Guess what, Frank – you’ve been Overhauled!

*Looking at a VMS sign flashing ‘CAR SHOW’, on loop*
Carcarcarcarcarcarcar show.

*Looking at an unknown vehicle – please help!*
Opel.

*Looking at an unknown vehicle – please help!* 
Ford Cortina.

*Looking at a metal fence post*
Chevy Nova.

*Takes off lid of empty coffee cup*
Brown.

*Looking in the interior of a presumably-ex-police car, judging by handle*
Car phone.

*Looking at an unknown vehicle – please help!*
*unintelligible* Kelly Blue Book *unintelligible* I have a five-hundred-above Kelly Blue Book.

*Looking and panning to various passing Mustangs*
Rare colour, rare colour, rare colour, rare colour, rare colour, rare colour, rare colour, rare colour-

*Passing a convertible Fox body Mustang*
Rare, rare, rare-

*Looking at a mad clown sat in a car*
EHHHHHHHH-

*Looking at the 1994 Indianapolis 500 pace car*
Rare.

*Looking at a drone flying under cloudy skies*
I have a drone.

*Looking at two Fox-bodied Mustangs*
NOW LOW BALLERS. I KNOW WHAT I HAVE.

*Looking at definitely not a Harley Davidson*
Harley Davidson.

*Looking at definitely not a Triumph Bonneville*
Triumph Bonneville.

*Looking at a VMS sign flashing ‘CAR SHOW’*
Car show.

*Looking at a fourth-generation Firebird*
NO LOW BALLERS, DON’T WASTE MY TIME.

*Looking at a porta-potty*
Coyote Motor.

*Looking at a decorative license plate*
Pirates.

*Looking at badges reading ‘SUPERCHARGED’ and ‘SS’*
Turbocharged.

*Looking at a GM badge*
Trail-rated.

*Looking at a Wilwood engine*
Meth injection.

*Looking at a JBL speaker*
Boost controller.

*Looking at definitely not a rotary engine*
Rotary engine.

*Looking and passing a BMW E46*
JDM.

*Looking at a Nissan D21*
Chevy S10.

*Looking at a Scion Xb*
Toyota Rav-4.

*Looking at a tinted Pontiac GTO*
The windows are black so I can smoke weed.

*Looking at a Honda bike*
Harley Davidson.

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