Pypes Car Show 2016

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Pypes Car Show 2016
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Episode Details
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Season All Bets Are Off.
Air Date July 5, 2015
Transcript
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RCR goes to Pypes Exhaust yearly car show at their car show place for the cars to show.

Transcript[edit]

[AUDIO FADE IN, MR. REGULAR:]
*Looking at large ‘G-Stream’ wing*
My wing makes other men wanna touch my tinkler.

*Looking at Pypes stage*
mm-PYPES! mm-PYPES! mm-PYPES! mm-P-

*Looking at VMS sign flashing “CAR SHOW”*
Car show.

*Looking at leaving Ford Mustang 5.0*
My 5.0 is best because I’m leaving early!

*Looking at a newer Corvette*
My Corvette was a big deal last year.

*Looking at leaving 60s-70s coupe*
I’m leaving, so I can com back, and drive slowly past everyone.

*Looking at leaving GTO*
Oh, oh, wait for me!

*Looking at another leaving GTO?*
Me too!

*Looking at older GTO leaving, as well*
Let’s all leave and come back!

*VMS clip repeated*
Car show.

*Looking at a black Falcon*
You are the only one of two Falcons here.

*Looking at same VMS sign alternating between “ROAD CLOSED // JUNE 18” and “CAR SHOW”*
Road closed on June 18th, car show. Road closed on June 18th, car show.

*Looking at tyres*
HICKEY THOMPSOOOON!

*Looking at a car that goes out of focus*
Sam and Max.

*Looking at a passing Bel Air with a bike rack*
Hipsteeeeeeeeer!

*Looking at a Holden*
Space Australia.

*Looking at a Pontiac Firebird*
Firebird Formula –when you Corvette speed without all that bothersome pussy and road head.

*Looking at ‘Smokey and the Bandit’ styled Firebird*
Rare.

*Looking at sign for said car*
Rare!

*Looking at part reading “EXTREMELY RARE”*
EXTREMELY RARE!

*Two shots of a tiger on a roof of a car, and a tail on the rear bumper*
Nope, wrong subculture, dingus!

*A set of shots inside the Bel Air, looking at 8-Track casettes*
Yes! Yes, 8-Track! So Lo-Fi- oh, I’m the hipster now.

*Looking at an early 2000s Mustang of some sort*
Rare.

*Looking at a possibly-faked Shelby Mustang of the same model type*
Rare.

*Looking at a white tiger on the roof of a car*
No-one gets it anymore.

*Looking at the Vagabond Falcon*
This dick.

*Looking at a Bumblebee-style Camaro*
Rare.

*Looking at the same possibly-fake Shelby*
Rare!

*Looking at a newer, actual Shelby Mustang*
Rare!

*Looking at Fox-body Mustang*
V6 Rare!

*Looking at an early-2000s Mustang*
Modular rare!

*Looking at late-80s/early-90s Mustang convertible*
Rare!

*Looking at modified, same-type Mustang*
My tyres rub!

*Looking at newer-model Mustang made to look like Bullitt Mustang*
Look, you can’t retroactively insert your car into history.

*VMS again, but reversed back and forth*

*Looking at mid-80s Mustang, then a GTO arrives*
Rare… We’re back, we’re back, here we come, here we go, time to drive by everybody, oh, we just got back!

*Looking at Deadpool-wrapped engine bay*
Mmmmm.

*Looping VMS is back*

*Looking at toy Mustang on strut bar of real Mustang with modified wheels*
I can’t afford rims on my real car, so I put them on my toy car!

*Looking at a ProCharger*
I GOT A PROCHARGER BECAUSE I WANTED A TURBO, BUT I AIN’T NO QUEER!

*Looking at a car with drag tyres*
Street-legal.

*Looking at bike with a pickup bed attatched to it*
I really like that video game with Jack Black.

*Looking at an M&Ms-themed Challenger*
What is the meaning of this?! You like M&Ms…and you like Mopar…So you combine the two…into this.

*Looking at a seemingly-stock early-sixties car*
Wow…someone made something simple, and tasteful!

*Looking at many Kermit toys surrounding one Miss Piggy toy in the back of a car*
MISS PIGGY IS READY FOR THE GANG BANG!

*Looking at largest Kermit, lower tone*
THE GANG BANG!

*Looking at some 50s car*
Bondo! Buckets of Bondo!

*Looking at an edgy sign reading “BAD MEDICINE”*
Fear me! Fear me! Fear Me!

*Looking at an ASC-built Capri, badged as McLaren*
What…on earth…is this? This is a McLaren? What did I miss?

Notes[edit]

*The video game Mr. Regular is referencing here is Brütal Legend.

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