Pypes Car Show 2016
|Season||All Bets Are Off.|
|Air Date||July 5, 2015|
RCR goes to Pypes Exhaust yearly car show at their car show place for the cars to show.
[AUDIO FADE IN, MR. REGULAR:] *Looking at large ‘G-Stream’ wing* My wing makes other men wanna touch my tinkler. *Looking at Pypes stage* mm-PYPES! mm-PYPES! mm-PYPES! mm-P- *Looking at VMS sign flashing “CAR SHOW”* Car show. *Looking at leaving Ford Mustang 5.0* My 5.0 is best because I’m leaving early! *Looking at a newer Corvette* My Corvette was a big deal last year. *Looking at leaving 60s-70s coupe* I’m leaving, so I can com back, and drive slowly past everyone. *Looking at leaving GTO* Oh, oh, wait for me! *Looking at another leaving GTO?* Me too! *Looking at older GTO leaving, as well* Let’s all leave and come back! *VMS clip repeated* Car show. *Looking at a black Falcon* You are the only one of two Falcons here. *Looking at same VMS sign alternating between “ROAD CLOSED // JUNE 18” and “CAR SHOW”* Road closed on June 18th, car show. Road closed on June 18th, car show. *Looking at tyres* HICKEY THOMPSOOOON! *Looking at a car that goes out of focus* Sam and Max. *Looking at a passing Bel Air with a bike rack* Hipsteeeeeeeeer! *Looking at a Holden* Space Australia. *Looking at a Pontiac Firebird* Firebird Formula –when you Corvette speed without all that bothersome pussy and road head. *Looking at ‘Smokey and the Bandit’ styled Firebird* Rare. *Looking at sign for said car* Rare! *Looking at part reading “EXTREMELY RARE”* EXTREMELY RARE! *Two shots of a tiger on a roof of a car, and a tail on the rear bumper* Nope, wrong subculture, dingus! *A set of shots inside the Bel Air, looking at 8-Track casettes* Yes! Yes, 8-Track! So Lo-Fi- oh, I’m the hipster now. *Looking at an early 2000s Mustang of some sort* Rare. *Looking at a possibly-faked Shelby Mustang of the same model type* Rare. *Looking at a white tiger on the roof of a car* No-one gets it anymore. *Looking at the Vagabond Falcon* This dick. *Looking at a Bumblebee-style Camaro* Rare. *Looking at the same possibly-fake Shelby* Rare! *Looking at a newer, actual Shelby Mustang* Rare! *Looking at Fox-body Mustang* V6 Rare! *Looking at an early-2000s Mustang* Modular rare! *Looking at late-80s/early-90s Mustang convertible* Rare! *Looking at modified, same-type Mustang* My tyres rub! *Looking at newer-model Mustang made to look like Bullitt Mustang* Look, you can’t retroactively insert your car into history. *VMS again, but reversed back and forth* *Looking at mid-80s Mustang, then a GTO arrives* Rare… We’re back, we’re back, here we come, here we go, time to drive by everybody, oh, we just got back! *Looking at Deadpool-wrapped engine bay* Mmmmm. *Looping VMS is back* *Looking at toy Mustang on strut bar of real Mustang with modified wheels* I can’t afford rims on my real car, so I put them on my toy car! *Looking at a ProCharger* I GOT A PROCHARGER BECAUSE I WANTED A TURBO, BUT I AIN’T NO QUEER! *Looking at a car with drag tyres* Street-legal. *Looking at bike with a pickup bed attatched to it* I really like that video game with Jack Black. *Looking at an M&Ms-themed Challenger* What is the meaning of this?! You like M&Ms…and you like Mopar…So you combine the two…into this. *Looking at a seemingly-stock early-sixties car* Wow…someone made something simple, and tasteful! *Looking at many Kermit toys surrounding one Miss Piggy toy in the back of a car* MISS PIGGY IS READY FOR THE GANG BANG! *Looking at largest Kermit, lower tone* THE GANG BANG! *Looking at some 50s car* Bondo! Buckets of Bondo! *Looking at an edgy sign reading “BAD MEDICINE”* Fear me! Fear me! Fear Me! *Looking at an ASC-built Capri, badged as McLaren* What…on earth…is this? This is a McLaren? What did I miss?
*The video game Mr. Regular is referencing here is Brütal Legend.